The holidays are all about joy - the kind you share, the kind you unwrap, and yes, the kind you feel deep in your body. That’s why we’ve put together a festive, queer-friendly Sex Toy Gift Guide in partnership with AdultToyMegastore! Featuring a little creative writing throughout to help your mind wander…

Listed are nine toys to suit every comfort level and curiosity. From Naughty List Necessities for folks who love simple, reliable pleasure, to Holiday Helpers for the curious explorers ready to try something new, all the way to Ho Ho Ohhh, for sensation seekers and vibe collectors. Whether you’re gifting a partner, a bestie, or treating yourself to some well-deserved joy, there’s something here to make your season very merry indeed.

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You stood back taking in the delightful festive set-up, although you lived alone Christmas was your favourite holiday, so you'd gone all out just for yourself.

But for you Christmas Eve always held a weight, a dark shroud that threatened to rip the fairy lights from the wall and throw water over the fire like it was the Wicked Witch of the West. Being alone wasn't all bad until waves like this tried to sweep you away.

Rather than embracing the void you decided it was time to call it a night. Walking to your room, you stopped dead in your tracks; bells, you swear you could hear bells faintly trilling.

No, it was late, for sure time for bed now that your mind was playing tricks on you.

Flicking on the overheard light your eyes dart straight to something lying on your bed. Your lube and wax play candle? When did you leave those out? And the candle hadn't been burnt yet; you could've sworn you used that on your last hookup...

You were tired enough to not think about it too much, opening your bedside drawer to throw them in you heard it again, bells.

Naughty List Necessities: for the minimalist

Slip, slap and slop this Kiwi Christmas with the Share Satisfaction water-based lubricant. A Tasteless, scent-free, long-lasting silicone lube that keeps every intimate moment flowing as easily as a warm December night.

A candle for Christmas, how original… but the Share Satisfaction massage candle is different. Wax play is a delicious and deluxe experience, give yourself over to the heat and enjoy a massage with a difference.

Sugar and spice your sex life with the Any Couple Sex Dice Game by Kheper Games. Suitable for all genders and sexualities, this game is a fun and playful way to add excitement to your intimate moments.

No, it must just be something clunking around in your drawer.

You run to the window, opening the curtain to reveal a bright light that dashes across your face. Were you dreaming, what was happening?! Louder bells, brighter lights when all of a sudden you heard a crash onto your roof...

Frozen in place you hear heavy foot steps atop you. Had you fucking died and entered into a parallel hell scape? Nothing could explain what was happening, unless...

You ran to back to your living room, and there he stood, lightly brushing soot off his shoulder.

"Mr Claus" your breath was little more then a whisper

"The one and only" he said with a wink

"Wh- what is happening?! Am I dreaming? Have I died?"

"No" he laughed out, a low jolly laugh that made your stomach flip, "I was just passing through and thought I'd stop by" he looked at you through heavy lashes, his piercing blue eyes locking with yours.

He was so nonchalant, talking like we were old friends? Lovers? A secret third thing?

"I- I don't understand sorry wh-what happening?" you said shaking your head looking around the room for something that would help this all make sense.

And there you spot under your tree two items you 100% did not put there. They weren’t wrapped and in the dim light only coming from the glittering tree, you swear one looks like a butt plug and beside it, an egg shaped plastic with the word 'Juicy' on it...

Hoilday Helpers: for the explorer

Open this gift to find a slinky, stretchy, sensuous Share Satisfaction Masturbator Egg. Perfect for pleasure, these eggs offer stimulating textures and intense sensations. You’ll be surprised by how far this toy stretches to accommodate all penis shapes and sizes.

The Share Satisfaction Curved Plug is a charming little holiday treat! Whether you’re surprising a partner or giving yourself a cheeky Christmas gift, it’s just bold enough to make your season a little more exciting.

A Christmas classic, this Lucent Candy Glass Massager is a sleek and smooth toy perfect for playful pleasure. Whether you’re into slow teasing or deeper delight, it’s a festive and fun experience.

Before you had to chance to reply he exclaim:

"Ah! I almost forgot!" Flinging open his coat revealing his tight white singlet that hugged his voluptuous torso perfectly. He fumbled around in his inner pocket until he stopped, his eyes gleaming. Slowly he pulled out what you can only assume is another 'gift'.

A candy cane. Sleek and smooth, and as red and white as ever. "Oh" you said, it came out flatter then you intended.

"Oh?" he teased back, "Yeah, I'm sure you'll be saying that soon, which a little more... excitement"

Mr Claus sauntered towards your Christmas tree, eyeing it up and down before placing the candy cane on. He turned to you, also eyeing you up and down. A blush crept onto your cheeks, good thing the fairy lights were dim.

"I just wanted to bring you some gifts I thought you deserved, gifts to make you feel special." he said as he walked over to you.

You stood like a reindeer in headlights, your breath hitching as you met face-to-face and your cheeks now fully saturated in a deep red, almost matching his round rosy ones. His lips pursed with a subtle glossy red, something you could only now see being so close to him.

You tried to take a deep breath to regain your composure but it didn't help as you inhaled his sweet, cinnamon scent.

"I- ah- thank you Mr Claus" was all you could splutter out.

"Of course" he smiled, his voice was lower now, "I hope you have a very merry Christmas" he said with a sultry composure that sent chills up your spine.

You held his eye contact furiously trying to think of something to say when suddenly, a flurry of light swept around the room. You winced closing your eyes and when you opened them, just like that, he was gone. Leaving no trace asides from the gifts under and on your tree, and presumably in your bedside drawer.

You hurried over to your tree and as you got closer the candy cane he’d placed on it caught in the light. You reached out, gently plucking it off the branch when it started to vibrate in your hand.

"What the fuck" you whisper under your breath. You hadn't noticed before but there was a note tied around the striped cylindrical, now vibrating object.

"Candy Cane Massager" it read one side, on the other; "To: Santa's good little helper". It was signed with a red glossy kiss... his kiss.

You smiled pulling the note up to your lips and closing your eyes as you slowly kissed the same spot he had.

This was a very merry Christmas indeed.

Ho Ho Ohhh: for the sensation seekers

The Candy Cane Massager is here to make your holidays extra sweet, wrapped in a playful candy cane design that’s perfect for solo indulgence or sharing the sugar with someone special. It’s the kind of candy cane that won’t hang on the tree for long.

The Satisfyer Endless Joy is like your own little holiday miracle, with more than 14 delicious ways to make your season bright. Whether you’re flying solo or jingling bells with a partner, consider it the ultimate stocking stuffer that really delivers the Christmas joy.

Turn up the heat with Amore's vibrating anal beads designed to take your backdoor play from nice to naughty. With gradually increasing bead sizes, and multiple vibration modes to explore, they’re perfect for anyone leveling up their pleasure, whether you’re new to anal joy or already an expert at shaking your sleigh.

And there you have it...

...Nine delightful ways to jingle your bells, sleigh the season, and keep things oh-so-festive. Whichever toy caught your eye, we hope this guide and creative writing piece inspires you to explore your pleasure with a little festive sparkle. We hope your holidays are filled with laughter, pleasure, and maybe even a cheeky visit from Mr. Claus.

Stay naughty, stay nice, and stay very satisfied.