Five Toys To Get You Through Lockdown
| Disclaimer: This content was written and published during the COVID-19 Alert levels and lockdown and 2020. We’re keeping the article up as we think there’s still useful info and advice in here – but please remember the context in which it was written is way different to how things are now. |
Lockdowns mean no casual hook-ups outside your bubble (whether you're in Alert Level 3 or 4), but that shouldn't mean no sexual enjoyment! Whether you are locked down by yourself or with a bubble fuckbuddy, investing in your sex toy library is a great way to pass the time.
We’ve partnered with our friends at Adulttoymegastore to bring you our top five recommendations for toys to keep you busy this lockdown.
Start easy with a plug that's designed for beauty as well as pleasure. It's not too big, meaning you don't have to go to the extra effort of doing your stretches to fit it in. The butthole is life's decoration, and why not light it up like a Christmas tree with this blinged-up butt plug? Constructed from light-weight premium quality alloy metal, you can wear this crown jewel all day long - make that socially-distanced supermarket run a little bit more enjoyable!
Moving to the front of the body, why not spice up your solo sessions with the Oxsling Cocksling? This is a three-way cock ring and ball stretcher. Designed with versatility in mind, each hole of the Oxsling Cocksling gives you a different sensation; the tighter the hole, the higher the pressure. Made of easy-to-clean silicone (make sure to use water-based lube) – so no matter how lubey you get, you don't have to waste hours cleaning it up.
Had your fill of walking around the house with a Swarovski hanging out of your hole? You know you’ve always wanted to try anal beads, and lockdown gives you a great reason to finally do it - level things up with this pink silicone chain. With a silky texture, experience the tingle of each POP as you push each bead in. Can you fit them all? Once you're nice and relaxed, feel the rush as you pull out the chain (slowly!) bead by bead. It’s more fun than any of the crafts you bought back in March 2020 and never completed!
Missing the real deal? Adulttoymegastore have got you covered with the FleshJack by Fleshlight. Modelled from porn star Allen King, this hyper-realistic FleshJack will have you begging for a longer lockdown. Allen is clearly a master at kegeling, as this tight hole will give you all the grip you need! To clean, just remove the sleeve from the case, turn inside out and use warm water and an approved sex toy cleaner.
We're always wondering "why is Pride just one month a year? Why can't every month be Pride month?" Well, guess what! With the NS Novelties' Pride Edition 8-inch Dildo, you can celebrate Pride all throughout lockdown (and beyond). Work your way up through the butt plug and anal beads to a more aspirational length (8 inches) and girth; this rainbow dildo will fill you with the all the pride of a power bottom at an orgy in Queenstown in September. The added feature of a suction base means you can fuck yourself with pride all over the house - no hands!